Post by CaptainKat on May 2, 2005 12:06:50 GMT -5
Band......what can be said about band...
You might know ur in band if you are constantly in step...
U make friends with the drummajorrette so u can have good plotting spots
u get mad at your friends when they are not using there left foot first
ur horn is not in tune
u lose ur music and then you have to pay 2 dollars to get a new copy...
U can only count fluently to 4
u only know your alphabet through g with sharps..
U put astroturph on ur floor at home and then paint white lines with numbers on it and march around your room like a stupid idiot....
Brass players- they can pucker better than anybody we kno
trombones can do it in 7 positions
flutes do it with all fingers
drummers are always loud...
U kno for a fact that trumpets make better kissers than french horns
u constantly like to blow on coke bottles and make tapping noises repeatedly with ur feet and annoy all other poeple in the class
u like listening to the motown cds that u played for..
U think ur a super hero when ur band director says ur doing the theme..the incredibles
ur band director breaks his foot over the band being so rowdy...twice in one year
the choir teacher has to fill in and nobody likes her..
U can never see her down beat....
U have annoying girls named rebecca that scream when you dont kno the words to there aint
no mountain high enough...
U type all of this out and then u realize there are no floppy discs or printers!!!!
U like to listen to 80's music
u eat gummi bears and you think their squishy
u ad bear to everybody elses name and then yell it out during church
u randomly play random things....
U hate the movie drumline cuz it sucks and it is too long...plus flag girls are not really that provocative
u write stupid stuff like this...to waste ur time....
U take the geek test just becuase it mentions band people...
U refer to urself as band nerd...or adorkable...
U like to walk from heel to toe...
What if god was in low brass...
Satanic Weasles!
The Marriage of Figaro becomes the Marriage of Paco and Taco ..
U think this computer sucks
u read 2600 while in Canada (where they put it on shelves!) They don't do that here
u take the safety off the lighter
u take JC'S word As truth
don't cut the corner!!!
Monkey
Zombie
sing Cadences subconsciously!
U know what all this stuff means
u tune to 440
u play in 5/4 or 7/4
u know that 2600 is the Hacker Quarterly!
The FBI came to your house
u aren't playing the same instrument in Marching as in Concert
u change ur instrument more often than your underwear(by Laura)
u wonder what the Tuba player is smoking this week
you direct the canned music at school dances, Skating rinks, etc.
U think that WordPerfect Sux
U have to write with 5 lined paper
ur school instrument falls off the top of the bleachers at least once
u hate all people with the last name Suzuki
it's 5 o'clock in the morning, and you're still writing this after a whole night awake
U hack Fortres (dunno what that has to do in Band)
u think my c++ book is stupid
okay evil novacommies
meow
You might know ur in band if you are constantly in step...
U make friends with the drummajorrette so u can have good plotting spots
u get mad at your friends when they are not using there left foot first
ur horn is not in tune
u lose ur music and then you have to pay 2 dollars to get a new copy...
U can only count fluently to 4
u only know your alphabet through g with sharps..
U put astroturph on ur floor at home and then paint white lines with numbers on it and march around your room like a stupid idiot....
Brass players- they can pucker better than anybody we kno
trombones can do it in 7 positions
flutes do it with all fingers
drummers are always loud...
U kno for a fact that trumpets make better kissers than french horns
u constantly like to blow on coke bottles and make tapping noises repeatedly with ur feet and annoy all other poeple in the class
u like listening to the motown cds that u played for..
U think ur a super hero when ur band director says ur doing the theme..the incredibles
ur band director breaks his foot over the band being so rowdy...twice in one year
the choir teacher has to fill in and nobody likes her..
U can never see her down beat....
U have annoying girls named rebecca that scream when you dont kno the words to there aint
no mountain high enough...
U type all of this out and then u realize there are no floppy discs or printers!!!!
U like to listen to 80's music
u eat gummi bears and you think their squishy
u ad bear to everybody elses name and then yell it out during church
u randomly play random things....
U hate the movie drumline cuz it sucks and it is too long...plus flag girls are not really that provocative
u write stupid stuff like this...to waste ur time....
U take the geek test just becuase it mentions band people...
U refer to urself as band nerd...or adorkable...
U like to walk from heel to toe...
What if god was in low brass...
Satanic Weasles!
The Marriage of Figaro becomes the Marriage of Paco and Taco ..
U think this computer sucks
u read 2600 while in Canada (where they put it on shelves!) They don't do that here
u take the safety off the lighter
u take JC'S word As truth
don't cut the corner!!!
Monkey
Zombie
sing Cadences subconsciously!
U know what all this stuff means
u tune to 440
u play in 5/4 or 7/4
u know that 2600 is the Hacker Quarterly!
The FBI came to your house
u aren't playing the same instrument in Marching as in Concert
u change ur instrument more often than your underwear(by Laura)
u wonder what the Tuba player is smoking this week
you direct the canned music at school dances, Skating rinks, etc.
U think that WordPerfect Sux
U have to write with 5 lined paper
ur school instrument falls off the top of the bleachers at least once
u hate all people with the last name Suzuki
it's 5 o'clock in the morning, and you're still writing this after a whole night awake
U hack Fortres (dunno what that has to do in Band)
u think my c++ book is stupid
okay evil novacommies
meow
